DAY 3 of 31

JAWGUST 2: “Helluva Speech, Larry!”

August 3, 2026
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I’m only three days into JAWGUST 2 and already, I’m sensing that Amity is back to it’s corrupt ways. It’s not everybody in town – obviously the good Chief Brody is heroic and a class act as always (I mean that whole catcalling yesterday was just um…just harmless fun). And Ellen is just trying to do her best at her job with Len Peterson.

Clearly none of the Amity teens have anything to be ashamed of. But that mayor – and those business owners. I still don’t trust them as far as I could throw chum into the ocean….